tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

my aunt came home from vacation and told me this story

indigoswankster:

defekait:

my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake

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ruinedchildhood:


STRAIGHT GOT HIS ASS

ruinedchildhood:

STRAIGHT GOT HIS ASS

t3mplvr:

miss-love:

thepsycheofdee:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

scumsucking-roadwh0re:

#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs

friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her

Also reminder that during one of the sex scenes they were supposed to film, he came on with a sock puppet on his dick and Emilia Clarke was laughing so hard they had to take a ten minute break. 

​My life is
INFINITELY better knowing those tidbits of information

at the Q&A panel I went to with him he said before every sex scene with her he would go “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” before getting into character and going at it

these two are everything

thisisasickness:

molten-heart:

the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

Pffft I see it ^^^

OH MY GOD HP FANCAST, PERKS & EZRA AS HP FANCAST I CAN NOTTTTT adlkfjakfj

senyahearts:

Joke of the day: How many hearts are being broken right now? 

Answer: A Brazillion 

sorida777:

uss-sasserprise:

webothsoldit:

cwtae-withthataxeeugene:

A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

Is this a Cats rehearsal?



Whoever added the Star Trek gif you can do me no wrong.

sorida777:

uss-sasserprise:

webothsoldit:

cwtae-withthataxeeugene:

A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

Is this a Cats rehearsal?

Whoever added the Star Trek gif you can do me no wrong.

walterswonkyworld:

bloatfly:

welcome to fringe

Imagine that was the first line you ever heard.

walterswonkyworld:

bloatfly:

welcome to fringe

Imagine that was the first line you ever heard.

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

superduperjellyfish:

coordinatebraintomouth:

Today I let one of the girls at my internship paint my nails. A few girls exclaimed, “that’s weird!” and one boy timidly asked, “are you actually letting her paint your nails?” I told them that boys are allowed to paint their nails and asked them who told them they couldn’t? None of them had an answer. And one-by-one the boys came over to the nail painting station and started doing their own nails, and each others nails, and one boy even got really excited and asked if he could do my other hand and it was just a really cool thing to see.  When the parents came to pick up the kids, the boy who had enthusiastically painted my nails, started scraping off his nail polish. I asked him why he was doing that an he said that one time he wore his sister’s nail polish and his dad gave him a “whoopin’”. And then, in the meekest voice I’ve very heard, he whispers, “but next time I come to [the program], I think I’ll just paint them again, anyways… I think sometimes parents can be wrong about stuff too.” I half-smiled and whispered back, “I think you might be right.” And helped him take the rest off with nail polish remover.
And that was the coolest moment of my day.

And you are definitely a great person

superduperjellyfish:

coordinatebraintomouth:

Today I let one of the girls at my internship paint my nails. A few girls exclaimed, “that’s weird!” and one boy timidly asked, “are you actually letting her paint your nails?” I told them that boys are allowed to paint their nails and asked them who told them they couldn’t? None of them had an answer. And one-by-one the boys came over to the nail painting station and started doing their own nails, and each others nails, and one boy even got really excited and asked if he could do my other hand and it was just a really cool thing to see.
When the parents came to pick up the kids, the boy who had enthusiastically painted my nails, started scraping off his nail polish. I asked him why he was doing that an he said that one time he wore his sister’s nail polish and his dad gave him a “whoopin’”. And then, in the meekest voice I’ve very heard, he whispers, “but next time I come to [the program], I think I’ll just paint them again, anyways… I think sometimes parents can be wrong about stuff too.” I half-smiled and whispered back, “I think you might be right.” And helped him take the rest off with nail polish remover.

And that was the coolest moment of my day.

And you are definitely a great person

Guy puts a sign out asking people to help sharpie his old Volkswagen, the result is awesome.

daleks2dope:

daisyazuras:

emdefmek:

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I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.

and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick

Cillian Murphy as Dr. Tom Buckley in Red Lights (2012)

mishasminions:


The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

MY HEAD HURTS

mishasminions:

The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

MY HEAD HURTS

carryonmy-assbutt:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word

we know who to trust now

carryonmy-assbutt:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

we know who to trust now